An Allergic Reaction to Mushrooms

  So, I might as well continue with my venting about health problems and inform you that I too have allergies.  Oh gosh!  How bad can this get?!  I am supposed to be a hero and I have carsickness as well as allergies.

  Ok, so you know when I bump my head on the block and get that HUGE mushroom...(You know, the one from my NEW Super Mario game...) PS, click that link to check out my new game.  I know, I know..I am advertising my own game, but what can I say?  It is my living!

Anyways, back to my allergy problem.  Those ginormous mushrooms are my enemy!  You may think that it helps me become all big and powerful, but in reality it only makes me feel sick and drowsy.  Of course, I may seem strong because that Mega Mushroom allows me to crush any obstacles in my path, but it is all a fraud. I wanted to please you, so I faked my own strength.  I know I may have said that those mushrooms were really like steroids and that was the reason as to why I was getting so big, but....I lied.  I'm sorry.  Again, I was-and still am-terribly ashamed of my allergy weakness and that is the reason as to why I had to lie.

On of my players, John made this video so I could show it to you all on my blog.  Thanks John! :)  We will play later...

This makes me shudder just looking at it.  And might I add, those bricks hurt when you bang into them!

Oh man, and then there is the Mini Mushroom.  Don't let its size fool you.  I get the opposite allergic reaction to this "aid".  The moment I eat one of these, I shrink so small that I am able to sneak into small little places that my normal body size would never fit.  This little mushroom may be an advantage to you as  a player, but for me...it is just plain scary.  I don't LIKE getting that small!  Not only does it allow me to fit into small crevices, but it allows me to jump extra high....

NEWS FLASH...

...I have a fear of heights.

UGHHH!!!  I said it..I also have a fear of heights and I am even more ashamed of myself than I was before. 

I am going to actually send this blog post to Mr. Nintendo ( We have a Dr. Nintendo and  a Mr. Nintendo.  Mr. Nintendo is equivalent to your Obama)  Maybe he will ban these mushrooms.  Don't you do that in your world?  Didn't some places ban....ah how do you say it?  Is it called Pot?  I think thats it.  I mean that aggressive player Mike (mentioned  a few posts down) also had a bad reaction to that kind of Pot mushroom and I think that is why they banned it in your world.  So obviously, everyone has some kind of reaction to these mushrooms therefore I think they should be banned...

Ah what am I saying?!  I am a coward...I need to just face my fears for the sake of you players.  My friends.

Sorry guys. :(  I got to go play with my friend Alison.  She just got home from school and she wants to play with me.  I gotta say...I'm not looking forward to eating those mushrooms, but I will do it for her. She is one of the less aggressive players.



Mario