You guessed it. I have another fear and that fear my friends is the Koopa Shell. Wow I feel like this blog has been all about my silly little fears...but they aren't too silly in my head. Ok, so if you don't know what the Koopa shell is (well, you should because you obviously play me all day) it is exactly what it sounds like. When I bang my head on a question mark brick...
Sorry, let side step off topic here and just vent about something. It really REALLY REALLY hurts when I have to bang my head against those bricks just to get things that I don't want. I mean, I know that you want them and I am happy to get them for you, but it really hurts me. I bang my head, swallow a huge mushroom, swell up a great amount and simply put on a fake smile so that you will be happy. I WANT you to be happy, but just know that I sacrifice my happiness to make you happy. You are my friend and I hope I am yours.
Sorry, I get a little paranoid that you may think that I am getting mad at you, so I want to tell you that I am still your friend. I welcome you to play me anytime you want *sigh*
So back to this Koopa shell. After I bang my head, I touch one of these and I am allowed to have a shell on my back. It basically makes me mimic my enemy the Koopa Duck after I give him a good kick. I can duck inside shell and fly down the course so fast that I could be the next speedy Gonzalez!
Here I am stuck in the shell...
But...
Don't you remember that I have a terrible problem with getting carsick? Look a few posts down and you will get the whole story. If you are just reading now and don't have the time to scroll down, let me tell you that I get a bad case of carsickness. Needless to say, this little Koopa trick doesn't help me out too much. I get really nauseous in there...like EXTREMELY nauseous and yup...you guess it...I vomit in my shell.
Just picture it and you will feel the pain I feel everytime I am in that shell. That is a really small and tight space....
Oh sorry, sidestep again-I also am claustrophobic. If I am stuck too long in a small space I basically freak out.
Anyways, can you picture it? I am going I would say 80mph in that shell and I feel claustrophobic. I scream so loud but the music that plays is also loud so that is the reason as to why you can't hear me. Might I add that when I am screaming, I am also puking. Gross? Can't take it? Now you know how I feel....EVERYDAY!
Ah I'm sorry! Again, not mad...just really frustrated. Wouldn't you be if you were stuck in a shell full of vomit?
Mario
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