Advice to Agressive Players...

Excuse me?  Hello?

Sorry, I am not used to making a blog because I am way to busy trying to defend myself against my antagonists such as Bowser and that awful Kammy Koopa!  Oh yes, we will get more into those two meanies later.  Anywho, I have realized that many angry young boys, I would say ages fourteen to mid-twenties, have been playing me and taking their anger out on me.  I mean, I can only run so fast you guys...

   I have a story to share with all of you...

  I remember good old Mike.  Mike and I used to be the best of buds.  He would come home from a stressful day at school and simply play me.  I loved it.  I loved helping him unwind from a long and hard day at school. He used to play my game "Mario Kart" day in and day out.  I would wind around those corners like no tomorrow and I loved it

Here...take a look at me whip those corners!

    I could see the happiness in his eyes every time I reached a new level in the game, but then he seemed so distant when he knew he had to shut me off.  I knew that he needed to find himself a girl.  Who knows, maybe they could both play me?!  I would be happy to make another friend...and to have it be a girl..only better! (Don't tell my love Princess Peach that I said that please...)  One day, Mike came home so happy and I could tell that he was in love.  He finally found himself a girl!  Her name was Sally.  Sally would come over every so often and he introduced me to her many times.  He tried many times to include her in our little game, but she never seemed to want to play.  She always wanted to go out to dinners or watch a movie.  I have to admit, I was a little hurt by this, but I know that my Peachy dear tends to act the same way.  Girls will be girls I guess...
    To make a long story short, Sally finally got fed up with Mike.  She told him that it was either her or me ( as in me, Mario) and Mike chose me.  I am honored at the fact that he chose me.  We have been friends for a long time and I mean, we TRIED to include Sally, but she didn't want any part of it.  It was the night of the breakup and I could tell Mike was upset the moment that he turned me on.  He would punch the buttons which in effect made me go faster on the speedway than I really should have.  Let me tell you, I crashed more times than I can count.  Its as though he WANTED me to crash because he thought I was the reason as to why Sally dumped him.  Well, I guess I was...but he CHOSE me! 

Check this out...

This is the actual game that Mike played the night he and his beloved Sally broke up.  It was so bad, that the system crashed.  Listen to it all the way to the end.  You can hear Mike banging the controls.  Sad right?


What I am trying to say is that I have been hurt many times by players who say that they are my friend. The moment these guys have a bad day...BOOM Mario takes the bullet. 

ADVICE:  I love it when you all play me.  I like to help you de-stress and escape into a world of fantasy, but please...don't hurt me with your aggressive actions.  I can only take so much.

Thank you  :)

Mario