I Burn Myself...

No,  I don't burn myself on purpose...although sometimes I am so depressed that I feel like I should. Oh wow!  I'm sorry....I'M NOT DEPRESSED!  I am your hero and friend Mario!  :)-See.  I'm smiling! heh heh heh..

  I am not talking about self-mutilation in this post.  I am going to let you all know that I have another fear.  I am really scared of eating one of those fire flowers.  My god!  Have you SEEN me after I eat one of those bad boys?  I turn into a MONSTER!  Look for yourself...


I literally cry when I watch this video of myself.  I am so ashamed...

*sniff*  Sorry, I needed to step away for a moment and grab a tissue.  Want to know what is so sad about this entire video?  I don't even remember acting like this.  The last thing I can remember about this day is looking a pretty flower.  It looked so pretty and I just wanted to smell it really quick.  I went to go smell it and BOOM..can't remember a thing that happened afterwards.  Pretty scary right?

  This flower is more serious than an allergic reaction to Mega or Mini Mushrooms.  It is even more serious than the Koopa Shell.  At least with those, I can REMEMBER what happened to me afterwards and I am able to face my problems.  With this evil flower, I turn into a complete terrorist  and can't even remember what I did.  The only way I can realize what I did is through video footage.  How do you think that makes me feel?  I have evidence out there on the Inter web portraying me as this horrible beast of a man.  I mean this has to be an equivalent of something in your world.  Oh yes, I read about it in the Nintendo newspapers.  They say that in your world (Earth) then have something called  the "Date-Rape Drug"  where girls go to drink a drink and they pass out and....well, I don't want to finish.  I think that THIS flower is the EQUIVALENT to the "Date-Rape Drug!  Can you relate now?!  This flower is RAPING me!  It is raping me of my own identity.....  *sniff*  Sorry, I cried again...

On top of being a horrible, fire breathing dragon...I also burn myself as a result.  I wake up from this "coma" with multiple burns on my face and arms and I don't know where they come from-that is, until I watch this disastrous video.

Again...I am so ashamed.  Please, if any of you see me ready to take a sniff of a "pretty" flower, just press the B button and make me jump over it.  I mean, there has to be some other way to win the game other than violence...right? Maybe?  Oh gosh...I am so confused.

Mario